Wolf 359 (science fiction)
Mini Episode 5: Long Story Short

Jacobi reflects on his relationship with Colonel Kepler.

Direct download: Long_Story_Short.mp3
Category:Science Fiction -- posted at: 7:12pm EDT

Episode 34: A Matter of Perspective

When the Urania's radio picks up and loses the first deep space signal in months, Colonel Kepler puts everyone on high alert. Split into two teams and forced to stay up on an all-night stakeout, the crew must find ways to keep busy and face unique challenges. On the Urania, Eiffel, Jacobi, and Kepler contemplate their place in the universe. Meanwhile, on the Hephaestus, Minkowski, Hera, Lovelace, and Maxwell confront a threat unlike any they've ever encountered. Plus, the wheel of ages, kitchen sinks, nuclear winter rounds, teenage love lives, and Funzo.

Direct download: A_Matter_of_Perspective.mp3
Category:Science Fiction -- posted at: 5:20am EDT

Episode 33: Don't Poke the Bear

Seeking to prevent another unforeseen Decima outbreak, Eiffel and Hilbert run tests to determine the status of the virus inside the Communication Officer's body. The two men are forced to deal with an unexpected complication, however, when Colonel Kepler decides he wants to sit in on the proceedings. And when Captain Lovelace tries to break into the SI-5's private archive, she receives help from an unexpected source. Plus, brute force, the Medical Mystery Tour, Personal Moron Taxes, wacky misunderstandings, and the farthest point past the bottom of any food chain.

Direct download: Dont_Poke_the_Bear.mp3
Category:Science Fiction -- posted at: 3:36am EDT

Episode 32: Controlled Demolition

As the SI-5 tightens its grip on the Hephaestus, Colonel Kepler decides to run a comprehensive job review. Each faced with unique challenges, Eiffel, Minkowski, Lovelace, and Hilbert all struggle to prove their worth, preserve their autonomy, and stay ahead of the new management. Plus, mind-numbing drudgery, the Twilight Zone, Kung-Fu Chess, Geppetto, and very official clipboards.

Direct download: Controlled_Demolition.mp3
Category:Science Fiction -- posted at: 11:19pm EDT

Wolf 359 Live: Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol
Recorded Live at the Alchemical Theatre Laboratory in New York City! It’s been a rough few months for Communications Officer Doug Eiffel. He’s dealt with plant monsters, the reappearance of a not-so-presumed-dead captain, and a supervirus still chilling in his circulatory system. But he’s about to face his biggest challenge yet: when a mysterious noise from the comms console causes the crew to question his abilities, will Eiffel be able to solve the mystery, keep his sanity, and get everyone else to cut him some slack? Plus, normal weird signals, voodoo pulled pork, all of the air bubbles, and the importance of chit-chat.
Direct download: Wolf_359_Live_-_Deep_Space_Procedure_and_Protocol.mp3
Category:Science Fiction -- posted at: 8:20pm EDT

Mini Episode 4: Meanwhile

An important message prompts additional resources to be uncovered for the Hephaestus Mission.

Direct download: Meanwhile.mp3
Category:Science Fiction -- posted at: 10:46pm EDT

Episode 31: Sécurité

Sécurité. (noun) An international radio signal, used to convey messages concerning safety of navigation or important warning. Plus, sensitive information, sun tanning opportunities, surreal nightmares, bunny slippers, and the end of the known universe.

Direct download: Securite.mp3
Category:Science Fiction -- posted at: 2:27am EDT

Episode 30: Mayday

Mayday. (noun) An international radio distress signal, used to signify a state of emergency on board a craft. Plus, complete operational breakdown, better ways to fly, mathematical realities, an idle mind, and the big blue wrecking ball.

Direct download: Mayday.mp3
Category:Science Fiction -- posted at: 2:04am EDT

Episode 29: Pan-Pan

Pan-Pan. (noun) An international radio distress signal, used to signify a state of urgency on board a craft. Plus, very simple instructions, Space Yukon, adventures in grease monkeying, Disney table manners, and killing everything and everyone.

Direct download: Pan-Pan.mp3
Category:Science Fiction -- posted at: 9:13pm EDT

Episode 28: Who's There?

Part two of two. Faced with a new obstacle, the crew struggles to navigate all of Wolf 359’s sudden changes. Eiffel, Minkowski, and Hera desperately work to get the Hephaestus back on a stable orbit, while Hilbert and Lovelace face their own time-sensitive challenge. Plus, the point of no return, bad ideas, very good life-and-death emergency situations, maximum engine power, and the existential implications of our tiny, tiny place in the universe.

Direct download: Whos_There.mp3
Category:Science Fiction -- posted at: 2:58am EDT